Amazing New Poduct

With much of the US getting historically cold temperatures, people are getting trapped in their homes. These leaves some unable to receive critical care they need.

Constipation is a major problem. There’s only one real solution. Forget laxatives, you need to get dug out.

And that’s where TGO comes in. We’ve invented a new App that will take care of that problem

It’s pronounced Pooper!

You just open the App and enter your home address. Then one of our qualified professionals will visit your home and dig your ass out

All our models are beautiful women with tiny hands, so they can really get in there.

Don’t wait until your plumbing is completely blocked. Call now for preventative maintenance.

1-700-POO-GONE