What is Your Favorite Restaurant to Masturbate in?

A woman was arrested for masturbating without pants in a restaurant in Texas. She got a seat on the patio (lucky) and began pleasuring herself with a vibrator with her legs straight up in the air. The manager said that everyone could hear her moaning like she was close to getting off.

Then when the cops showed up and arrested her she stopped, until she got in the police car where she started grinding against the seat and moaning again. She must have had a bad case of lady blue balls.

So, I’m sure you know what today’s question is. What is your favorite restaurant to masturbate in?