If you had to choose one wood chipper to have sex with, what brand would you choose?
The Great Circle Wood Chipper 
This budget model comes with a 7 HP no name engine. And can handle dicks up to 3 inches in diameter. It also comes with a $500 price tag
The DR Chipper/Shredder
This beast has a powerful 11.5 HP Briggs and Strap-on motor. And is backed by a lifetime guarantee. The DR can take 4″ diameter dicks. But it will cost you around $1100
The Wood Maxx Chipper
Here is the Cadillac of chippers. It has a class leading 13.5 Briggs and Strap-on motor, a hitch mount, 5″ diameter dick capacity, and comes in Donald Trump Orange. SEXY! The only thing not bonerific about this model is the $1800 price. But you get a lot of dick shredding bang for your buck.
So…which wood Chipper would you stick your dick (or lady dick) into?