Which Would You Rather…

If you had to choose one wood chipper to have sex with, what brand would you choose?

The Great Circle Wood Chipper

This budget model comes with a 7 HP no name engine. And can handle dicks up to 3 inches in diameter. It also comes with a $500 price tag

The DR Chipper/Shredder

This beast has a powerful 11.5 HP Briggs and Strap-on motor. And is backed by a lifetime guarantee. The DR can take 4″ diameter dicks. But it will cost you around $1100

The Wood Maxx Chipper

Here is the Cadillac of chippers. It has a class leading 13.5 Briggs and Strap-on motor, a hitch mount, 5″ diameter dick capacity, and comes in Donald Trump Orange. SEXY! The only thing not bonerific about this model is the $1800 price. But you get a lot of dick shredding bang for your buck.

So…which wood Chipper would you stick your dick (or lady dick) into?