I am stepping in with today’s news it will not be Perfect like you are all accustomed to.

Mr. Perfect is on vacation traveling abroad with 6 female companions he sends his regards.

Equality now! Females are challenging the long held frat rules. TGONN reached out to them for a statement “We just want the opportunity to be brutally hazed to death too!”

Assman is his name and he is not ashamed. Canada you’re supposed to be the cool anything goes country now let Assman live his best life!!