Bird flu is a STD that you get when you have sex with a bird. It doesn’t matter what type of bird. If you’ve fucked a ostrich or a pigeon you definitely have bird flu.
Bird flu kills 60% of people who contract it, and I don’t think banging a bird is worth dying for, but other people seem to.
So if you want to wish death upon someone you can basically just say that you wish they get bird flu.
If you got bird flu would you be able to survive?