How often do you get your dick stuck in a light socket?

I got a text from my friend, Smelly and she asked me a Shit-time question. Cause Big Time Questions are reserved only for the king of sucking dick, Bulgingsnake.

And her question was, ‘How often do you stick your dick into a common household 120 volt light socket?
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