A Peyronies message in a mason jar for Zack.


Bro I totally gotch yer back. We need to talk about your fluidity , your iris , and that crooked dick of yours. First of all I want you to know I got chew and anything you tell me will be kept between us. Now, so that everyone at TGO knows what we are talking about I’m a throw in a bit of boring medical shit to catch everyone up with your situation. 

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Peyronie’s disease is a connective tissue disorder involving the growth of fibrous plaques in the soft tissue of the penis. Specifically, scar tissue forms in the tunica albuginea, the thick sheath of tissue surrounding the corpora cavernosa, causing pain, abnormal curvature, erectile dysfunction, indentation, loss of girth and shortening.[2][3] A variety of treatments have been used, but few have been especially effective.

The first thing you gotta understand is that the agendas and the acids are brining you down and diminishing your vibe. 

“Hey ya’ll prepare yourself for the rubberband man
You’ve never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
You’re bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to jam”

-The Spinners-

The next thing to remember is get on the fruits I mean , first thing in the morning man eat a fruit, then start juicing fruits … they love it and it’s good for you.

Here’s the video you inspired and rest assured no one at TGO will call you crooked dick Zack like the guys you work with. 

Now TGO I ask you, what do you recommend for a guy who’s dick looks like a pretzel?