The word DEN makes me think of dark dirty places. Which personally I love, but the masses may be deterred. I propose Opium Spa or Opium Retreat …sounds welcoming and trendy.
Are you tired of shooting up in the Dollar Store parking lot like a savage?
Bored of pushing off in the comfort of your own home?
Need a temporary escape?
Come to the TGO Opium Spa where you can sweat profusely and nap with like minded individuals.
Our Staff is trained to use Naloxone* and will not rob you when you fade out.
*Deposit required for Naloxone. Deposit will be returned upon your departure of our facility if you did not require use or drop dead. Some exclusions apply.