What Are You Wearing Today?

Happy Saturday, so whatcha wearing today? Are you still walking around naked while your massive gut hides your tiny dick, or are you trying out that orange life vest and black skateboard helmet so that you can pretend to be winning like Snake?

Today I am wearing a t-shirt like the one below as I prepare to get some dim sum. I eat dim sum on the weekends because I like to keep my mind open to new cultures.