Do you want a woman that swallows?

I talk to lots of guys that say they want a woman that swallows. I guess it’s like a sign of commitment , if a woman swallows a guys seed then the guy knows she’s going to be loyal. I’m not really sure that it matters much to me on account of how I fall asleep simultaneously as I ejaculate. Some guys stay awake long enough to see where their loads end up and they say swallowing is important. 

“How come you’re always such a fussy young man?
Don’t want no Captain Crunch, don’t want no Raisin Bran
Well, don’t you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
So eat it, just eat it”

– Al Yankovic –

Today I found this great TLC documentary about a woman that swallows and I’m thinking I would be okay with a woman that spits. 

What do you all out there in the GreatOutdoors think? Do you want a woman that loves you so much she would gobble you up and swallow?