Tard Treat of the Day: Sweet Tards

Sweet Tards are always a pleasurable treat for me. I connect with them especially because the long tubular package sort of reminds me of my dick. Its a reasonable length, but it doesn’t have enough diameter to please any woman.

If you have a sweet tooth I suggest you enjoy a pack of sweet tards on your lunch break. They are so tangy they will probably give you a canker or maybe even a scorching headache.

Do you like sweet tards? What sort of clothes do you wear when you eat them?