Tard Week: Jenny McCarthy

Anti-vaxers are pretty much the stupidest people on Earth and almost all the ridiculousness that they have caused can be blamed on Jenny McCarthy. Only a tard would think that vaccinating your children would make them a tard. She’s also Melissa McCarthy’s sister (don’t Google that because its not true).


I’m not a smart guy, but I tend to agree with science. If your kid is a tard is probably something their born with or they aren’t really a tard and you’re a shitty parent. Jenny McCarthy even convinced Jim Carey that vaccinations are bad too, but probably only because he’s still in love with her. I don’t blame him, she’s hot, or at least she used to be.

Honestly if vaccinations actually cause autism I may actually get a few more vaccinations so then I’ll be a tard and get to live with my parents for the rest of my life and won’t have to work. I just wonder if you can pick how tarded you become. I’d probably keep it mild enough that I can watch Spongebob, maybe still be able to enjoy Star Wars too, but also have a few violent outburst once or twice a week.

If you’re stupid and you want to explore Jenny’s work you should check out Two and a Half Men and reruns of The View.