Toon Tards: Jake Tucker

Jake Tucker was the son of Quahog news reporter Tom Tucker. Jake is a tard because he has an upside down head except his hair is still on the top of his head. On top of his misshapen face he also has no anus. So I’m not actually sure how he even remains alive.

Jake misses out on several opportunities because he’s a tard. He also has to read books upside down. One time he went swimming in toxic waste and it fixed his face, but the chromosome that makes him a tard must have overrode the toxic waste and his face went upside down again.

Jake was also framed for drug possession, which proves one thing. Its always hilarious whenever teenagers go to jail for crimes they don’t commit. Especially if there is something wrong with them.

Here’s a compilation of some of Jake’s best moments.

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