Movie Tard Profile: Critters

Critters is one of the most shameless ripoffs of Gremlins. They are just like Gremlins if the Gremlins were tards. Critters come from space and you don’t have to pour water on them. They just come down to the Earth and start killing you. I don’t know if we talked about this before, but its been scientifically proven that all alien creatures, including illegal aliens are tards.

There were more Critter movies than their are Gremlin movies because Joe Dante isn’t a tard and he stopped at 2. It looks like the Critters are heading to the Shudder streaming service this year with Critters: The Final Binge.

So if you want to watch stupid people get eaten by tard aliens, this is probably for you.

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