GETTING ASS RAPED BY A LOT OF MEN IN PRISON (THE TRAIN) WOULD SUCK!

There you are, just hanging out on the toilet, when BAAAAAAMMM!!! Some hard hitting assblasters bash down the toilet area door!

All these men with smiles on their creepy faces that are staring at you have raging boners (a boner is a hard-on), and these boners have pre ajaculataion dripping out of them.

One of the assblasters says to you ‘I hope you like sausage with STDs on them, because that’s all your butt hole is getting for dinner’.

Right before the 800 or so men start raping the Jesus out of you, that’s when you whip out your Super Sweet Anti Rape Move!

YOU GRAB YOUR SHIT OUT OF THE TOILET AND START EATING IT WHILE NAMING ALL THE PRESIDENTS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!

FOR THE WIN!