Its International Women’s Day

Today is the day to celebrate women. Whether its your mom, your grandmom, your girlfriend, Jennifer Connelly because she’s hot. Whatever you choose.

The one rule of International Women’s Day was established a few years back when Deadpool came out. If you’re in a relationship with a woman at some point during this day you have to allow her to fuck you in the ass with a strap on penis.

You have to do it, its a rule. This is a day where its good to be single.