Big Muk Bang you like.

Life was so simple before the internet,  girls were girls, and men were men. Now every fashion and fetish has gotten exposure. When I was a boy a dirty Sanchez was the smelly kid on the bus. Now anal fisting is being used in car commercials.     


“You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby
You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night
You can sleep with the window open wide
Do anything as long as your by my side
You can eat crackers in my bed anytime”

The radio in my dads Buick.

  Lately I’ve been wondering where kink will be when red dwarves are our primary source of light. When people do it in the future will they even be doing it , or just laying around alone watching internet porn? I mean maybe in the future computer screens will have a sperm slot for men and ejaculate injector for the ladies. 

                   -Webster’s says-

Mukbang, muk-bang is a live online audiovisual broadcast in which a host eats large amounts of foods while interacting with their audience.

I guess maybe the twenty three hours a day of porn I’ve been watching for the last twelve years is getting to me. Seems I can’t get hard without the sounds of hot wet food being inhaled by a plus size vixen in medium size attire. Something about the Ooooos and Ahhhhssss of a good mukbang just rings like perfection in my ears. 

Insert video of lobster monster here. 

Crikey look at this whopper

What about all’s y’alls out there in the AboveAverageOutdoors, do you do the thang thang while watching mukbang?