It’s that time again, my piglets, and we start today’s lesson with a question:

The important thing about being drunk is that you manage to reach a cosmic, transcendental level of inebriation that is unattainable to others of a similar genetic make-up. What matters is that you resonate upon your own personal psycho-cosmic truth-chamber, and realise that your drunken behaviour is nothing less than an ethereal expression of a greater universal realisation.

Do you agree?