Nipples are the source of life sustaining mothers milk when we are babies. After that, the only thing nipples are good for is telling when it’s cold out. Nipples on a man are completely useless.
So, if we could correct Mother Nature’s folly, what would you want your nipples to do?
Maybe weaponized nips
Fresh beer, yogurt, M&Ms…the choices are endless.
What would you want to shoot out of your nipples if you had your choice?