Instead of Milk I’d Choose…

Nipples are the source of life sustaining mothers milk when we are babies. After that, the only thing nipples are good for is telling when it’s cold out. Nipples on a man are completely useless.

So, if we could correct Mother Nature’s folly, what would you want your nipples to do?

Shoot confetti?

Maybe weaponized nips

Fresh beer, yogurt, M&Ms…the choices are endless.

What would you want to shoot out of your nipples if you had your choice?