Recycling

No dick!


“China won’t buy our shit any more” was all my boss down at the recycle center said as he gave me my last check. 

I didn’t really care, shitty job anyways, stinking like stale beer and drowned cigs. I guess I’ll have to find a job where you don’t have to look at the mucusy globs that are mice after a month in a half empty beer bottle. Or haggle over a fist full of stray coins with the homeless cart pushers that make up the bulk of the community living in the bushes down by the river. 

“Crimson and clover, over and over
Crimson and clover, over and over
Crimson and clover, over and over
Crimson and clover, over and over
Crimson and clover, over and over
Crimson and clover, over and over”



-the radio at the lady what touched me first-

                     -Webster’s says-

re·cy·cle

/rēˈsīk(ə)l/

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verb

  1. convert (waste) into reusable material.”car hulks were recycled into new steel”
2 synonyms: 3 reuse, reprocess, convert into something, reclaim, recover; More 4
  • ◦ return (material) to a previous stage in a cyclic process.
  • use again.”he reserves the right to recycle his own text. 

Insert Classic photo of dirty hippies here.

Victims of the devils lettuce.

 

Used to be recycling was only for hippies, then it became big business. Seems like these days it’s just a burden. Everyday we here stories of our neatly sorted recycled goods all being lumped together and sent to the landfill. 

My sister married her best friends ex husband, I guess certain types of recycling are still popular. I don’t know I guess libraries are pretty cool. And of course I haven’t bought a new condom I’m at least three girlfriends…

The manifesto of the deadicated.

So tell me TGO gods and goddesses what are some things you reuse reduce and recycle?