Bengal tiger

Bengal tiger is something I thought of today. It’s pretty bitchin like a fire bird , or a bronco with a lift kit. I don’t know… something about expensive whiskey. 

No caption necessary just read the image.

You know I like pin up girls. Something about how happy they are. You never see a shitty pin up girl that has to get her kid to day care, and only has enough money for gas -OR- cigarettes.

Like a protato.

My life is pretty care free, if I need cash I just find something expensive at Walmart and return it without buying it. How many times can you use the word all in a run on sentence? You all ever notice all the shit worth stealing is all at one cash register at all Walmarts and all the other lanes have like housewife and all that type shit in them?

Lizards always make eye contact with humans when their stroke is perfect.

Im not really big on domestic type shit like linens, I’m more into muscle cars and chicks on meth. You ever French kiss a chick and get high on meth from her tongue? It’s crazy how birds do it. I had a cousin that raised lizards in a tank , he said he’s going to sell them at the swap meet. 

“Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die”

-pretty much every kid that has heard a radio-

What about you cowboys and cowgals out there in TGO, do you raise lizards in a tank and trade them for expensive whiskey and cheap meth?