I got a letter today from my hot new girlfriend

(Snake please put a nice picture of my girl on the banner)

My hot new girlfriend

Yea so

Like I’ve got a new girlfriend and she sent me a letter. I know you may think that the timing of this news is slightly suspicious, but I assume you it’s totally legit. I am not in any way compensating for my jealousy of some of the others in our community (I’m not naming names snake , but your video kinda hurt) I’m simply sharing the joy in my life with my online community.

4/20/19

Misternomer

World Wide Web

TheGreatOutdoors

Ms Barrymore

Hollywood California 

Re: Your recent attempts to contact 

Dear Misternomer:

Pursuant to my rights under federal privacy laws, I am requesting that you cease and desist communication with me, as well as my family and friends, in relation to this and all other alleged interests you may have.

You are hereby notified that if you do not comply with this request, I will immediately file a complaint with the Po-po  and the [your state here] Attorney General’s office. Civil and criminal claims will be pursued.

Sincerely,

Drew Barrymore

So as you can see I’ve got a kinda serious thing going and my contributions to this publication may be a little scarce in the near future do to my pursuing this crazy little thing called love.