I’m been suffering a bout of writers block today and there hasn’t been much exciting news today. So I decided its a good time to play one of my favorite games. Fuck, marry, kill. I’m gonna give you 3 people and you have to fuck one, marry one, and kill one. C’mon, we all know we’ve played this game before. So here are the 3.

Bill Clinton, the former president


Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton’s wife

Former U.S. Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton speaks at the Woman's National Democratic Club in Washington

A no name brand box of frozen Lasagna


Remember, you have to fuck one, marry one and kill one.