I think I just dislocated my ear

at some point everyones sprained an ankle or pulled a muscle when that happens you cant walk or lift your arms up high sometimes its because you slept funny or just because your bodys being an azzhole today and you wake up with two pinched arm muscles but I think iv taken it to a new height and anyone heres free to top this but I woke up earlier had a nice stretch and I felt my right ear sorta pop…not inside but on the outside now it feels sore like when your one arms over strained now it doesnt hurt but I can still feel it there…like normally it feels like nothing now it has presence…like a subtle headache…or the fact that we are all slowly dying as we breath every bit of oxygen erodes our lunges and brings us one step closer to shriveling up and decaying