TGO Yard Sale

As the weather finally starts to turn warm here in the Northeastern US, I’ve begun the time honored tradition of Spring Cleaning.

This is where you comb through all your junk and sell some of it to the wanting public.

Here are a few choice items I’m offering for sale at reasonable prices

Half a pizza. Half a dollar. Can’t beat that deal

Vintage badminton racket. This baby is broken in just right. $1.25

Grandma. She can ramble for hours about stuff nobody understands. And she has a pleasant piss aroma. $1.75

Gently used sex doll. Starched to perfection! $4

No reasonable offers declined.

Do you have any items you want to add to the TGO yard sale?