Lets kick off our Friday with another delightful edition of Fuck, Marry, Kill and this time we’ve got a doozy.

Cute mascots always find a way to seep into our hearts. They have such a lust for life and always like to have a good time. So here’s a trio of the best. You’ve gotta fuck one, marry one, and kill one. Here are your options.

Smokey the Bear

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The Philly Fanatic (The mascot of the Philadelphia Phillies)

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Gritty (the mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers)

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There are your options, lets hear your choices.