Lets kick off our Friday with another delightful edition of Fuck, Marry, Kill and this time we’ve got a doozy.

Cute mascots always find a way to seep into our hearts. They have such a lust for life and always like to have a good time. So here’s a trio of the best. You’ve gotta fuck one, marry one, and kill one. Here are your options.

Smokey the Bear


The Philly Fanatic (The mascot of the Philadelphia Phillies)


Gritty (the mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers)

FLYERS: 2018 Portraits

There are your options, lets hear your choices.