I HAD A NIGHTMARE

This was some pretty scary shit I went through last night as I was in dreamland!

I dreamed that I was staring at some action figures, then I decided to go into the kitchen for a meat sandwich.

As I turned the corner there was a ruthless, evil MIDGET MUSLIM sucking on some invisible cock-head! He stops and stares at me with vile intent.

Right before his bombjacket goes off, I wake up in a cold sweat.