I’m Officially A SoyBoy

I tried my best to keep this embarrassing sh*t under wraps, but there’s only so much deceit and subterfuge that I can withstand.

I no longer eat land-meat (beef, pork, chicken). I now identify as a Pescetarian (eater of fish & vegetables). I don’t know if this is a permanent thing, but I certainly feel like I’ve taken a step down in the species. The word “Pathetic” comes to mind.

What do you think? How do you feel about meat?