I can remember playing Mortal Kombat on my PlayStation II, smoking brick-pack and drinking a shit-ton of Dr. Pepper.
Now they have versions with other characters from comic books. All the new characters have their own moves, like Batman has a Batterang attack, Superman has heat vision, and Wonder Woman gets really wet when you choke her.
My question to TGO is, if they made a Mortal Kombat vs. Washington DC, what killer moves could they put in for:
1. NANCY PELOSI
That “GET-OVER-HERE!” move of Scorpion’s, but with all neck flap
2. DONALD TRUMP
The Illusion of Collusion
Special Finishing move:
3. ANTHONY WEINER
Jerking his way into obscurity
4. Ilhan Omar
Makes Room Smell Like Hummus
4. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Reusing the number 4
What other characters and/or moves have I missed?