MORTAL KOMBAT: IRL EDITION

I can remember playing Mortal Kombat on my PlayStation II, smoking brick-pack and drinking a shit-ton of Dr. Pepper.

Now they have versions with other characters from comic books. All the new characters have their own moves, like Batman has a Batterang attack, Superman has heat vision, and Wonder Woman gets really wet when you choke her.

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My question to TGO is, if they made a Mortal Kombat vs. Washington DC, what killer moves could they put in for:

1. NANCY PELOSI

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Smell my finger!

Special moves:
Judgmental Point
Condescending Clap
That “GET-OVER-HERE!” move of Scorpion’s, but with all neck flap

2. DONALD TRUMP

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Special moves:
Wall
The Illusion of Collusion
You’re Fired
Special Finishing move:
Grabherbythepussy

3. ANTHONY WEINER

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Special Moves:
Penis Flop
Inappropriate Twitter
Jerking his way into obscurity

4. Ilhan Omar

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Special Moves:
Burka Whip
Makes Room Smell Like Hummus
Racism Absorption

4.  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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Special Moves:
Racist Awareness
Bean Burrito
Reusing the number 4

What other characters and/or moves have I missed?