CHRIS FUCKIN CHRISTIE!

LEGENDARY QUOTES FROM CHRIS CHRISTIE!

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“This donut needs some brothers and sisters, if you get my meaning”

“I told the stage crew I wanted bigger microphones so people didn’t confuse my head with lard”

“I probably shouldn’t have eaten Ted Cruz’s Labrador Retriever after dinner, but then again, that dog was standing under the microwave”

“I’m here for the free bricks of cheese”

“Does this tie make me look like a massive block of mayonnaise? Speaking of mayonnaise.”

“Is that a chocolate covered peanut on the ground?”

“Slow down there, Sir. Those illegal Mexicans tasted pretty good, so, no harm, no foul”

“Then I said to Obama, I’ll vote for your socialist bills if I can suck your wife’s cock for dinner”

“5 hamburgers are better than 3 after a Butter sandwich, no contest”

“I can see a used cream cheese shop through the front door”

“That little girl reminds me of an all you can eat pizza dough store”

“No ma’am, I will not eat your baby on live TV……… unless you have ketchup”

“I’m trying to lose some weight. That grilled butter stick was only this thick”

“I think I’ll have several dinners tonight before lunch”

“I GET GRUMPY WITHOUT FOOD THAT IS THIS HEAVY!”

“No honey, that’s not an airliner. Trust me, I know what a Chocolate German Cake with extra butter looks like”

“YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I DIDN’T EAT THE ENTIRE BUFFET ALL BY MYSELF! MY SON HAD A SIP OF WATER!”

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BRANDON FRAZER FOR THE WIN!