ROSIE FUCKIN O’DONNELL!

LEGENDARY QUOTES FROM ROSIE O’DONNELL

“DID THAT BABY JUST FALL A SLEEP OR DIE? BECAUSE I FEEL THE MAD MUNCHIES COMING ON HOT!”

“Extra butter my ass. That was the worst excuse ever for a Baked Butter Pie with loaded butter”

“Hows my smile? I just ate a 50 pound hot dog with several cakes on the side”

“Well well well, a TocaBell sandwiched in between a KFC and a McDonald’s. Time to make this a 4some”

“I’m secretly a lard entrepreneur under all this fat”

“Hopefully my massive camel toe will help my bird watching. I should probably drink some grilled oil just to play it safe”

“Yep, this is my fighting face right before I hit-up the ol buffet after dinner”

“Damn, this doesn’t quench my appetite”

“I HAVEN’T HAD A 3 COURSE MEAL IN 19 SECONDS!”

“That was the most beautiful week of drinking chocolate through a straw that I have ever experienced”

“I ONLY HAVE THIS MUCH WIDER TO GO”

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BRANDON FRAZER FOR THE WIN