KC Man Finds True Love

The Kansas City Police Department received calls this week from people who observed a man “carrying a topless, unconscious woman” around.

People reported seeing the man drag the woman by her hair. And even attempt to throw her over a bridge. He could be heard yelling unusual things, such as

“Savior!”

and

“I’m Steve from TGO!”

The Police were able to locate the man as he was dragging the woman into the woods. When confronted, police discovered that it wasn’t a woman after all. It was a life-sized doll the man had found in a dumpster. He was told not to carry the doll around in public anymore.

Where is the best place you’ve found a sex doll?

Do you think the police were justified in telling this man he couldn’t carry the doll anymore?

Describe your ideal date with a sex doll