One of the fundamental characteristics of a hick is resourcefulness.
You identify a want or need and figure out a way to make it happen. And despite meager resources you get the job done.
Did you ever see those bad ass horse chariots in the old gladiator movies and think
Fuck yeah! I’m going to rock around town on one of those Bad MOFOS!
Yeah, me too. Then I found out how much money and work a horse is. Plus the horse shits on you while you’re in the chariot.
So I looked around the Gang Compound and saw what I could come up with.
Let’s hook up that mule and ride!
That’s how you Hillbilly Chariot!
And that’s my Hick Fix Of The Day!
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