Top 2020 Democratic Candidates Spar Over Who Is Better At Sucking Cock

TGONN – Former Vice President Joe Biden and Sens. Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders clashed sharply over the role of government in the nation’s knob-slobbing system as the three front-runners in the polls faced off for the first time in the third Democratic presidential debate.

The candidates largely agreed on what they see as the most important issues facing the country—a lack of universal blowjobs for all, income inequality, because some people are such LOSERS that they can’t make a decent buck even though the economy has been growing at an historic pace for over a decade, the threat of climate change and some other bullshit. But TGONN reporters flipped the channel to football during the debate.

Mr. Biden lobbed broadsides at Mr. Sanders over the Vermont senator’s Blowjobs-for-All plan. The proposal, which Ms. Warren has endorsed, would move every American onto a government-run suck my dick please plan regardless of whether they have insurance through their employer. Because we all know how everything that is government operated is run effectively.

“I think that Obamaknob worked,” Mr. Biden said, as he cast Mr. Sanders’s proposal as taking too long to implement while many Americans don’t have their needy little packers sucked. Mr. Biden has favored a public-option approach in which a government-operated program would compete with private insurers.

While several of the candidates took aim at each other, California Sen. Kamala Harris, who attacked Mr. Biden in the first round of debates, largely directed her comments at Mr. Trump.

“You have used hate, intimidation, fear and over 12,000 lies as a way to distract from your failed policies and your broken promises to let me suck you off,” she said, speaking directly to the president.

“When you pull back the curtain, what you see is me sucking dick like a woman possessed. I sucked lots of cock to get to the top, and every single American and sorry sap that manages to get across the southern border deserves the same opportunity.”

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