Is your sphincter sore and bloody over the return of downvotes?

As you all know, I am absolutely PERFECT. After all, not many people have won the NWA World, WWF Intercontinental, and WCW United States Championships. But let me tell you, nothing makes my ass bleed from all sorts of butthurt like changes and glitches on Disqus! Oh boy does that burn my britches… errr…wrestling tights!

Just recently I noticed downvotes are back! What if someone doesn’t like what I say and downvotes me? What if there are trolls? Oh no! This is a horrible development! My asshole is bleeding everywhere because of this!

Is your leather starfish bleeding because of the return of downvotes?