Amazing New Invention

Do you remember the life changing moment in the 1990’s when Reebok released Reebok Pumps?

These overpriced airbags were all the rage with jocks and nerds who wished they were jocks.

Ultimately they proved to be just a novelty and faded fast.

But…all things old shall return!

Only this time Reebok has given the shoe some mASSive upgrades.

Introducing

Reebok Dumps

Instead of air, these shoes come filled with a layer of shit in the sole

You just Pump up the Dump

And it feels like you’re walking on a cloud!

A cloud of shit!

Where you a proud owner of the original Pumps?

Will you be trying out Reebok Dumps?

What other products could be improved by adding shit?