Follow The Sign

Modern technology has helped take much of the guess work out of life. And when a question does arise, there’s usually a sign nearby to tell us what to do.

One of the more demanding signs I follow is this


If I want milk or mayonnaise, I have to find a way to keep the product refrigerated.

Do I crawl inside my fridge every time I want a drink of mayo?

My solution is to refrigerate my entire house. Now I can chug milk wherever I choose.

Some signs are harder to comply with

Why have a door if it must stay closed?

Isn’t a permanently closed door just a wall?

What signs do you ignore?