Internet Icon Ray The Devil Shares His Thoughts

When I need an expert opinion on something I turn to one source, Ray. That man is an encyclopedia of one word answers and he’s as dry as unbuttered toast.

Ray also has the smooth moves. So I asked him to critique this guy’s karate form

Uh Ray, it’s called a kimono. Do you always refer to a kimono as jammies?

Fair enough. I see in your profile you call yourself “somewhat overweight”. But you look slimmer than the last time I saw you. Did you lose weight?

1000 pounds?!?! That’s a lot of weight to lose in one day Ray. How did you manage to do that?

I kinda figured it had to be the work of a cult. Do you think losing that much weight so fast is unhealthy?

No Ray, you’re not a Doctor. But you are an ICON! Thanks for the chat buddy!