Little Ceasars to deliver pizza: What an innovation!

Little Ceasars, best known for the tasty cardboard their pizza comes in, has finally moved into the year 1968 and started delivering pizzas.

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Well, sort of… See, they just get Door Dash to do it for them. Door Dash has been delivering food from places that don’t deliver for a while now.

Little Ceasar’s has an app that you can download on your phone, and then just go in, punch in a number, and get your stuff. I bet you could easily lose a pizza or 2 this way, though.

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Hey, Little Ceasar’s! Here’s an innovative idea… Get some better fucking food.