Villain’s Expanded List of the Worst People Earth

  1. The people who call you “a little kid” when you’re in 5th grade. I’M 10 GODDAMN IT!
  2. Cosplayers. There. I said it.
  3. People who watch anime and expect people to care when they talk about it.
  4. People who cheat on their nice spouses. If their spouse is mean I don’t give a shit.
  5. Women who think all their ex-boyfriends are assholes and never assume any responsibly for anything. Chances are if all your boyfriends are assholes its because you’re an asshole too.
  6. People who tailgate you when the weather conditions are terrible. People who do this on a snowy day are extra stupid.
  7. Parents who complain to a sports coach when their kid doesn’t get enough playing time. Your kid probably isn’t playing because he isn’t a strong player. Sports prepare you for a real world, so you might as well get them ready while they’re young.
  8. People wearing Carhartt clothes right now if they aren’t actually a tradesman. What a weird trend.
  9. Bosses who think they are funny. They are not.
  10. Pretentious pizza eaters that will only eat from a specific place. Its pizza. Its not like its gourmet food.
  11. Anyone who was offended by Ricky Gervais’ Golden Globes monologue.