It’s not very often that I post on TGO, only when there is a sports story that is bizarre enough to make it funny…
Well, this weekend, Former Steelers/Raiders/Patriots WR and current fuck-up Antonio Brown gave us such a story yesterday morning. Apparently his baby-mama came over to pick the kids up to go to school, and instead of driving her own car, she wanted to take AB’s Bentley to drop the kids off. Now, as you can guess, AB said no. Only he didn’t exactly say no…a frackas ensued, and the cops were called, and he accused her of trying to steal his car. This is where it gets TGO-worthy.
As a protest to the fact the cops didn’t immediately arrest her, Antonio not only had in his hands, but decided to throw, a bag of penis shaped gummy snacks at her and the cops. Because, who doesn’t carry those around with them wherever?
A BAG OF GUMMY DICKS.