Tardist of the Day: Vince Neil

Vince Neil is pretty much the Matthew Broderick of rock n’ roll. He killed somebody while driving and spent a freakishly small amount of time in jail for killing them. 30 days. Neil is of course, the singer for the hair metal band Motley Crue.

Anyway we’re not gonna talk about that today. These days Vince’s hobbies are eating, asking his band members to tune down their guitars so he can hit the high notes and recording personal messages for his fans while drunk.

Here’s a bonus of Vince singing every second word of Kickstart My Heart.

How much would you pay to have Vince Neil say happy birthday to you while hammered?