Let’s get spicy today on TGO!
Get out your best knife and peel back the layers…
It’s time to discover the wonders of onions
5 Facts About Onions
1: The Latin name for onion is factorem liberali, which translates to liberal maker, because onions make you cry like a bitch
2: Onions were first discovered by ancient shit-hippies who were digging an Earth Bong
3: TGO author Steve invented the deep fried blooming onion by accident in 1997. It was a sexual mishap
4: Contrary to popular opinion onions are not a vegetable. They are a fruit. They came out as gay in 1997 during a sexual mishap with TGO author Steve
5: Fried onions are only legal in 13 states in the USA, unless prescribed by a doctor
I hope you’re not too teared up to comment about onions!