Those sneaky Arkansas police. They are telling people in their community that the local meth is contaminated with the coronavirus. But…if you bring it in or take it to a cop they can test it for free for you.
Now there has been no cases of the cornonavirus in Arkansas….yet. But this is a great way to get stupid people to give you their drugs. This got me thinking. What other ways can this virus be used to get people to do things?
- If you have 100 dollar bills bring them to me and they will be tested…if tested positive the money will be destroyed for free for you.
- Games from Gamestop recently tested positive to the virus….bring them to me and I will test them for free….should it test positive I will dispose of the game for you.
- If you’re a hot chick reports are surfacing that local hot chicks pussies have been infected with the virus…..come over to my place and I will test your pussy for you free of charge.
How would you use the virus to your advantage?