First Name + Glamour Shot

So a trend is going around Twitter and Facebook. Go to Google Images, type in your first name and append “glamour shot” and do the search. Then take the first image without a celebrity and post it.

This is what I get when I type in my real first name.

The second image is this, which is more horrifying.

When I type in “ova glamour shot”, I get….

What does your real name and screen name come back with?