Get Down with the Sickness… In Court!

TGONN – Las Vegas, NV

What do you do when life gets you down? You sue the shit out of someone.

2020.03.23–Complaint- Bella Vista LLC et al v. The People’s Republic of China et al- FILED

So this Law Firm in Las Vegas (the town known for spreading other viral issues) has filed a complaint in Federal Court in the District of Nevada, claiming an unspecified amount of damages for the closure of business due to the spread of the coronavirus. They follow the lead of another lawfirm, this one in Miami, and they both have the same allegations – the virus was spread accidentally, and intentionally covered up by the Chinese Government.

The suits both say that the “National Bio-safety Laboratory at the Wuhan Institute of Virology,” which is in close proximity to to the Wuhan Seafood Market that was the epicenter of the outbreak, sells used lab animals to the market, even though it’s against the law. Further, they go on to say that the Doctor that discovered the outbreak was coerced into saying that it wasn’t dangerous, so they could break a world record in Wuhan with a pot luck for 40,000 people. What a bunch of fucking dicks.

A lawsuit filed in Texas alleges that the virus was designed as a bio-weapon, as if Chinese food wasn’t bad enough for you to begin with.

Today, we sue China. Tomorrow, the world.

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