Are You Beating Your Meat More Regularly These Days?

We’re living in desperate times, folks!
I don’t know about you, but here in Whiskey Potato I am trying my uptmost to keep momentum, hang on to my routines and just be all-round fucking consistent.

With that in mind, I’ve decided to revise my ‘bating itinerary to reflect my change in circumstances. I do this so as to preserve a certain Zen in my daily dealings, and prioritize my mental well being in this unprecedented crisis.


Are you punching the pony more than usual these days? Are you back-handing the bishop? Are you splashing out on the dance-floor? Are you peppering the round steak? Are you yankee-ing your confederates? Are you playing on hard mode? Are you waging war in your sock drawer?