Weigh Your Shit

With quarantine going on, everyone is afraid about gaining weight. And people say to test if you have gained weight, you should try on your jeans because sweatpants lie.

But some people are just like…

And let’s not forget about Billie Jean..

But I digress…. So I’ve wondered for the past few mornings, how much do I actually shit and piss. So when I wake up, I weigh myself and then crap/piss and then weigh myself again. So it looks like I lose about .2-.4 pounds per bathroom relief. I think my scale only does even tenths of a pound. So there is some margin of error there.

Have you weighed yourself to see how much shit you poop/piss out at a clip?

Anyway…..