With this whole quarantine thing, no one can really go out and celebrate a birthday. And since we really don’t celebrate the day you came out of a vagina or a test tube on TGO, I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Birthday no matter what day of the year it falls on!
A birthday is always a happy occasion, unless you weren’t planned. My apologizes if that is the case. But you are here, on TGO! AND WE WELCOME YOU! Unless you’re a dick. Well, maybe if you are a dick, you’ll be welcome.
SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE, WHENEVER THAT MIGHT BE! If you’d like to give someone an internet gift for their birthday, this is the place to do it!
LET’S HAVE SOME FUN! NOW TIME FOR THE HOT CHICKS!