Would You Rather?

Since our buddy Villain joined the Royal Mounted Police and is busy squashing the Canadian riots, I thought I’d steal one of his popular segments.

You know the drill; I give two scenarios and you must decide which one you’d choose.

Option 1

Everything you eat tastes like chalk

Is white chalk racist?

Option 2

Your nose is on your ass instead of your face

No ass-face jokes please

Tell me TGO, would you rather taste chalk or smell shit for the rest of your life?